Zombie Apocalypse Survival Gameplan

Let say that the Mayans were right, the rapture has come, Jesus has swept away all of his sheep, civilized humanity is fallen into disarray (Not that that hasn't happened already), and the world has become a playground for all sorts of infect and/or unholy abominations that we so lovingly refer to as "Zombies." OH, NOSE!

Personally, I pray that this happens within my life time so that I can finally put to good use all the sadistic and homicidal things I've learned from playing Grand Theft Auto and Call of Duty... or so those bleeding spongy-heart liberals keep telling us. But I digress...

So, during the pending Zombie-ocalypse, what would be your game plan?